he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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