I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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