Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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