Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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