question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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