Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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