Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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