I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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