My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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