Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
