Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You don't make any sense
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