Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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