That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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