Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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