they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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