she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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