fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
