His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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