Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
honey bunches of taint.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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