are you so shy because you have an std?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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