she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
we're so committed to being not committed
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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