I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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