The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize