She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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