I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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