do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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