HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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