She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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