Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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