yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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