i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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