totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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