So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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