Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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