you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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