I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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