i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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