from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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