it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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