Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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