on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My vagina is officially offended.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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