return my video game
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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