she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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