she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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