blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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