Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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