Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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