Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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