I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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