Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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