can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm having to shit out rocks
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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