I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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