Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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