And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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