Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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