At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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